LYRICS






9 MONTHS LATER
(Protrudi - Black Nest Music)

I woke up at the crack of Dawn
I brushed her hair out of my eyes and I said "so long"
To a one night stand I couldn't stand no more
How was I to know she'd come knockin' on my door?
get her out of here, now!

Nine Months Later
She's ringin' my doorbell
Nine Months Later
I ain't feelin' too well

Who woulda thought, who could ever surmise?
That chick would hunt me down like the FBI?
Callin' all cars, put out an APB
Because this papoose that she's totin' looks alot like ME
Get it outta here, now!

Nine Months Later
She's knockin' on my door
Nine Months Later
I can't take it no more

Listen here boys to these words of wit
It's not attached to you
You're attached to it
If you don't wanna live this life of shame
Be sure to wear your rubbers when it rains
And when it rains it pours

Nine Months Later
She's ringin' my doorbell
Nine Months Later
I ain't feelin' too well
Nine Months Later
Dawn, go away I'm no good for you - get away from my door, now
Nine Months Later
You're havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
Nine Months Later
I'm a travelin' man, I made alot of stops
All over the world

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13 WOMAN
Originally recorded by Bill Haley & The Comets

I dreamed about the H-bomb
Well the bomb went off, the sky exploded,
I was the only man on the ground
13 women and only one man in town
13 women,only one man in town
And as funny as it may be
The one and only man in town was me

13 women and me the only man around
I had 2 girls everymorning
Seein' that I was well-fed
And believe you me, one sweetened my tea
While the other one buttered my bread
Two gals gave me my money
Two gals made me my clothes
And another sweet young thing Brought me a diamond ring
About 40 karats, I suppose
Well, 13 women and only one man in town

There was 13 women and only one man in town
It was something that I can't forget
Because I think of those 13 women yet

Well, 13 women and only one man around
I had 3 gals dancing the mambo
Three girls balling the jack
And all of the rest really did their best
Boy they sure were a lively pack
I thought that I was in Heaven
And all of these angels were mine
But I woke up and I hated the dream
'Cos I had to get to work on time

Well, 13 women and only one man around
There was 13 women and only one man in town
No I can't tell you where I've been
'Cos I kind of think someday I'll go back again,

To those 13 women and me the only man around
Well,13 women and only one man around
13 women and only one man around

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ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS
(Protrudi, Tarlow-Black Nest Music/BMI-Psychedelic Siren Music/ASCAP)

They call me rough and rowdy
Call me ready and rude
I got an "A" for effort and attitude
All you see, babe, is muscle and bone
Inside this man is a heart of stone
A mouth was made for more than just talkin'
You just wanna talk, well you better start walkin', 'cause...
Action - Speaks Louder Than Words
Yeah, talk is cheap now
Action - Speaks Louder Than Words
Prepare To Love!

Cruisin' in my Stingray on the Strip the other night
Saw a fine young thing
She was lookin' outtasite
Said all she wanted was a place to spend the night
I said, "come on, babe, I'll make you feel alright"
Took her on home, laid her down on my bed
Don't move, baby, til I get some...

Action - Speaks Louder Than Words
I said a mouthful, baby
Action - Speaks Louder Than Words
Prepare To Love!

Now you know my story and I hope you agree
With my bonafide bachelor philosophy
I take what I want
I get what I need
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A mouth was made for more than just talkin'
You just wanna talk, well you better start walkin', 'cause...

Action - Speaks Louder Than Words
Yeah, talk is cheap now
Action - Speaks Louder Than Words
Prepare To Love!

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ALL THE KING's HORSES
(Protrudi/Czekaj) Black Nest Music, BMI

Take one step forward, two steps back No longer red, you're in the black No turning back, you're in too deep You ought to look before you leap

All the king's horses, all the king's men Can't put us back together again

The fires that consumed us then Have turned to ashes in the wind Just like the night accepts the dawn the flame goes out, the moth has flown

All the king's horses, all the king's men Can't put us back together again

All's well that ends Yeah, you're down to your last friend All's well that ends You can break but never bend All's well that ends Now you're looking at the end

Your motive lurks behind your mask Those afraid of answers should not ask It's too late now, the dye is cast Your next step just may be your last

All the king's horses, all the king's men Can't put us back together again

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BAD NEWS TRAVELS FAST
(R. Protrudi/M.Chandler - Black Nest Music/BMI)

Well I got somethin' to say girl
I hope you're listenin' close
'Cause here's one fish you caught that's
Slippery than most
Baby You're just a schoolgirl
Well here's a lesson you can use
All the other women
Say that I'm Bad News
You're not the first
You won't be the last
Bad News Travels Fast

Well you're friends they all warned you
My heart is black as coal
So if you wanna ride my highway baby
You gotta pay the toll
You know I'm bad
That's where it's at
Bad News Travels Fast
Well, don't you try to change me
I'll just string you along
Sit back and enjoy the ride
Tomorrow I'll be gone

Baby you're just a schoolgirl
Here's a lesson you should learn
If you want my lovin', baby
You gotta wait your turn
Well You're not the first
You won't be the last
Bad News Travels Fast
Bad News Travels Fast
Bad News Travels Fast

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BE FORWARNED
(Macabre) Copyright Control Originally recorded by Macabre

As I awake, in the darkness
And I look around
There is no sound
It's so tranquil, it's so calm like you
Now I hear a voice
Is there anyway out of this nightmare?
I'm alone now, and you're laughing at me
But I take life, in a way that you could never see
So if you're leaving, you'd better let me know
I've already started my plan
I'm never gonna let you go, no
I've been to the dark side of the moon
I've been to the heart of the sun
I've been to bed with many ladies,
killed many men, before my sixteenth year was done, yes I did
So you be forewarned, I'm crawlin' right after you
If I catch you, Lord, I'm never gonna let you go

Some say I'm an advocate of Lucifer
Others say I'm a child of God, yes they do
Some say I've got 9 lives of a cat
Others say that I'm wretched and a dog, a filthy dog
So you be forewarned, I'm crawlin' right after you
If I catch you Lord, I'm never gonna let you go

So you be forewarned, I'm crawlin' right after you
When I catch you Lord, I'm never gonna let you go

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BLACK BOX
(Words: L. Kozumi / Music: Tarlow) Psychedelic Siren, ASCAP

My black box - is keepin' me alive I need something I can lean on

I can't trust myself
I can't trust myself

Inside, I can't find my way
My black box is there
Keepin' me up for days
I can't find my way
I can't find my way
Waay -ay - ayyy

My black box - is keepin' me alive
Charm the snake and crack the whip
I need something I can lean on
I need something I can lean on

Inside, I can't find my way
My black box is there
It's keepin' me up for days
I can't find my way
I can't find my way
Waay -ay - ayyy

SOLO

Inside, I can't find my way
My black box is there
It's keepin' me up for days
I can't find my way
I can't find my way
Waay -ay - ayyy

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BLACKOUT
(Czekaj)

WALKIN' ALONE, THE DESERT NIGHT, LIFE OF IT'S OWN
NO SHOOTING STAR WILL PUT YOU RIGHT
YOU'RE HEAD IS BLOWN
YOU SEE A NAME DOWN IN THE SAND WRITTEN IN STONE
YOU SEE A GIRL THERE TO YOUR RIGHT
BUT YOU'RE ALL ALONE
BLACKOUT! BLACKOUT! BLACKOUT! BLACKOUT!

COULD BE THE SPEED WORKING ON YOUR MIND
CAN'T STOP THE CAR
OVER THE EDGE, OVER THE LINE, PUSHED WAY TOO FAR
AFTER A WEEK OF DOUBLE YELLOW LINES
ON BURNING TAR
THE DESERT NIGHT WANTS YOU TO KNOW
HOW YOUNG YOU ARE
BLACKOUT! BLACKOUT! BLACKOUT! BLACKOUT!

SOLO

DO YOU KNOW MY NAME, I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND
WE LOOK THE SAME
I'LL BE YOUR GHOST, WHEN WE REACH THE END
I'LL TAKE THE BLAME
IT'S OVER NOW, YOUR TIME IS UP
DEAD CHASING FAME
DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
BLACKOUT!

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BLOOD FROM A STONE
(Lyrics by Protrudi/ Music by Tarlow/Carlucci) Black Nest, BMI/ Psychedelic Siren, ASCAP

You spread yourself all over town
There ain't a man you haven't done
Eat 'em up and spit 'em out, baby, just for fun
Now you've got me in your sites
You close in for the kill
If I can't whet your appetite, baby, nothin' will
'Cause you're out for blood
You can't get blood from a stone, girl
Just leave me alone, girl
You can't get blood from a stone

The way you walk, the way you talk
Makes me lose control
If I had a heart to give, you'd only take my soul
Now you've got me in your sites
You close in for the kill
If I can't whet your appetite, baby, nothin' will
'Cause you're out for blood
You can't get blood from a stone, girl
Just leave me alone, girl
You can't get blood from a stone

Somewhere along the way, somebody must've put you down
Now you're getting even, child, with every man in town

You leave your trails of broken men
Everywhere you turn
Now you've finally met your match v And baby you're gonna burn
'Cause I'm out for blood
You can't get blood from a stone, girl
Just leave me alone, girl
You can't get blood from a stone

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CELLAR DWELLAR
(Monster A Go Go Version) Lyrics By R. Protrudi, music by E. Portnoy

In the dark you hear a sound
from my basement underground
Can't see it but you know it's there
Why can't it be just a nightmare?
It crawls, it drools, it breathes right down your neck
It oozes evil, eats things that are dead
You'd better never close your eyes
Or I'll be there to take your life
Cause I'm the ugly cellar dwellar

Fingers crawlin' up your spine
Voices callin' from behind
You're much too scared to leave your bed
It won't be long until you're dead

You watch the clock tick your life away
The only thing that you can do is pray
Your remaining days are few
Destiny is calling you
I'm the ugly cellar dwellar

Every night you lay in fear
Knowing that the end is near
The sound you hear is hunger pains
And all they'll find is your remains
Your heart will start beating much too fast
The next sound you hear will be your last
Now it's time for you to die
Don't forget to say goodbye
I'm the ugly cellar dwellar

Chomp Chomp!

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CHARLOTTE's REMAINS
(Protrudi/Kennedy) Black Nest Music, BMI

Charlotte was a girl who'd been around
Her friends all said "Stay clear"
She left her trails all over town
Now she's disappeared

Her web was spun from evil
Her kiss, the kiss of death
Yesterday she crossed my path
And no one's seen her since

Her line felt like silk
She drew me in her trap
Then we tangled all night long
But only I came back

They said that Charlotte had it all
Style, looks and brains
Now I've got everything
Including her remains

Charlotte was a girl who'd been around
Her friends all said "Stay clear"
She left her trails all over town
Now she's disappeared

They said that Charlotte had it all
Style, looks and brains
Now I've got everything
Including her remains

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CHEYENNE RIDER
(Music: Jordan Tarlow / Lyrics: Mike Czekaj) Psychedelic Siren, ASCAP

Qualudes, cheap wine, set on overload
One thousand cc's, on an open road
Society's bastard child, I was born an outsider

Cheyenne Rider
Cheyenne Rider
Cheyenne Rider

Viking in my soul, jet black in my heart
Ride free, or die
A fight waitin' to start
Two wheels and an attitude
I was born an outsider

Cheyenne Rider
Cheyenne Rider
Cheyenne Rider

SOLO

Spoken: you know that I live to win, baby

Set 'em up, knock 'em down
A widowmaker by trade
Wheels of fire, wheels of evil
the baddest ever made
Society's bastard child, I was born an outsider
Cheyenne Rider
I'm a Cheyenne Rider
Cheyenne Rider

Spoken: Aw, drive it home baby...

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DON'T BLOW YOUR MIND
(Furnier/Dunaway)Copyright Control Originally recorded by the Spiders

I said one day I'd find a way
Now you know it's not the same
You tried to take me for a ride
Now all you feel is suicide

We're two of a kind, take what you can find,
But don't blow your mind - away

You led me to another life
Of work and pain and sacrifice
I tried to run away somehow
Now look who's goin' through it now

We're two of a kind, take what you can find,
But don't blow your mind - away

And now you know the reason why
I sit and laugh right while you cry
'Cause you don't mean a thing no more
And I'm just like I was before

We're two of a kind, take what you can find,
But don't blow your mind - away

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EVERYTHING YOU GOT
(Music & Lyrics: Mike Czekaj)

Why you hang around me, I ain't got a clue
I'm not the kind of guy who could ever, ever be true
Well if you ask me what I want
I'll take everything you got

Don't wait on my phone calls
I ain't got a dime
I live my life by one rule, child
You're out of sight, out of my mind
If you ask me what I want
I'll take everything you got

Well it's a drag babe, you feel the way you do
You're just a one night stand
But you'll never, ever see two
Don't wanna see you cry, that's not my scene
But if you try to pull me down, child I'm gonna get
mean Look out baby

SOLO

Why you hang around me, I ain't got a clue
I live my life by one rule, child
You're out of sight, out of my mind
If you ask me what I want
I'll take everything you got
Want everything!
I want a diamond ring
Well I want your money, honey
I want your car
I want the world, babe
I want it all
Want everything!

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GET NAKED
(Callaghan/Protrudi) Black Nest Music, BMI

Get naked, that's what I said
Strip yourself from your feet to your head
All you people be rude and crude
Get on the streets and get on 'em nude

No more fashion, no more trends
All that stuff has got to end
One thing's certain, more or less
We're all the same when we're undressed

If you don't like war and stuff
Just walk around in your buff
One more thing before I conclude
Get on the streets! Get on 'em nude!

SKY SAXON!

Get on the streets! Get on the streets of love - nude
Nude - Let's all be nude
Got nothin' to hide
Let's get on th streets of love
Get on the streets (the streets of love)
Get on the streets (the streets of love)
Let's all be babies again
Like babies, become like babies
Like babies, like babies

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GHOST CLINIC
(Lyrics & Music: Rudi Protrudi) Black Nest Music, BMI

I - can't forgive
You - while you live
I - should be alive
You - should have died
Girl you know I'm gonna haunt your mind

Now - lay down to sleep
Pray - your soul to keep
Know - your days are few
Soon - you'll be here too
Girl you know I'm gonna haunt your mind

You couldn't wait to dig my grave
To bury me beneath the path I paved
Girl, there is no fire escape in Hell

SOLO

I - can't forgive
You - while you live
I - should be alive
You - should have died

Girl you know I'm gonna haunt your mind
Girl you know I'm gonna haunt your mind
Girl you know I'm gonna haunt your mind

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GIRL YOU CAPTIVATE ME
(R. Martinez) Originally recorded by Question Mark & The Mysterians

DARK ALLEYS AND STREET LIGHTS
I WALK A LONELY SLEEPLESS NIGHT
THE SHADOWS WERE ALL I HAD - UNTIL YOU CAME INTO MY LIKE
ALRIGHT, COME ON, YEAH, COME ON GIRL NOW
GIRL, YOU MASTURBATE ME
I GOTTA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW BABY
GIRL, THAT'S RIGHT - YOU FASCINATE ME - OHHH, COME ON
ALRIGHT - LET'S DO IT - YEAH - MMMM

GIRL I WANT ALL OF YOU OR NOTHIN'
I'M ALL HUNG UP, GIRL, I NEED LOVIN'
DON'T DO ME WRONG, GIRL, I'LL KNOW OF IT
BABY YOU GOT THAT CERTAIN SOMETHIN'
YEAH - COME ON BABE - ALRIGHT - COME ON RIGHT NOW NOW
GIRL, YOU MASTURBATE ME
I GOTTA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW BABY
GIRL, THAT'S RIGHT - YOU FASCINATE ME - WOOOO

I GET THE FEVER WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ME
I GET A BURNIN' DOWN WITHIN ME
YOU TURN ME ON WAY OUTTA SITE GIRL
YOU BLOW MY MIND BUT IT'S ALRIGHT, GIRL
GIRL, ALRIGHT - WORK IT UP - WORK IT DOWN NOW BABE
GIRL, THAT'S RIGHT - YOU MASTURBATE ME
I GOTTA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW BABY
GIRL, THAT'S RIGHT - YOU FASCINATE ME - v LET ME TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME

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GOING TO THE GRAVEYARD
The Witchdoctors

Goin' to the Graveyard
Went to the graveyard late last night
I had to get out 'cause I didn't feel right
Tired of my folks always trying' to fight
Sick of my girlfriend's ugly sight
Goin' to the graveyard
'Way from here

Goin' to the graveyard

Filled with fear
Thought it was the devil trying to drag me down
Restless spirits moving underground
Then I met a girl and held her in my arms
We made love on an old tombstone

Goin' to the graveyard
'Way from here
Goin' to the graveyard
Filled with fear
Ah, yeah!

[Guitar Solo]

Well, I woke up and I was all alone
Looked for the girl but she must have gone
Then I saw her name on that ol' tombstone
Now I know my lover ain't flesh and bones
UH-OH!

Goin' to the graveyard
'Way from here
Goin' to the graveyard
Filled with fear

Uh, goin' to the graveyard
Said I'm going to the graveyard
Goin' to the graveyard
'Way from here.

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GREEN SLIME
Originally recorded by the Green Slime

OPEN THE DOOR YOU'LL FIND THE SECRET
TO FIND THE ANSWER IS TO KEEP IT
YOU'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN YOU FIND
SOMETHING SCREAMING 'CROSS YOUR MIND
GREEN SLIME

WHAT CAN IT BE, WHAT IS THE REASON
IS THIS THE END OF ALL THAT BREATHES, AND
IS IT SOMETHING IN YOUR HEAD?
WILL YOUBELIEVE IT WHEN YOU'RE DEAD?
GREEN SLIME, GREEN SLIME, GREEN SLIME

SOLO

WHAT CAN IT BE, WHAT IS THE REASON
IS THIS THE END TO ALL THAT WE'VE DONE?
IS IT SOMETHING IN YOUR DEAD?
WILL YOU BELIEVE IT WHEN YOU'RE DEAD?
GREEN SLIME, GREEN SLIME, GREEN SLIME

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GROUP GROPE
(Originally recorded by The Fugs)

You ask me about my philosophy, baby, yeah
Dope, peace, magic gods in the tree trunks and a
GROUP GROPE BABY, GROUP GROPE BABY
G-g-g-group grope, baby
Backseat boogie for high school kids
Students fug the teacher and the daughter fug the
preacher

GROUP GROPE BABY, GROUP GROPE BABY
Hey! Hey!
It's alright, come on up
It's alright, come on up
We got baskets - baskets of love

SOLO

Now you ask me about my philosophy, baby, yeah
Dope, peace, magic gods in the tree trunks and a
GROUP GROPE BABY, GROUP GROPE BABY
G-g-g-group grope, baby
Down on the kataleptic farm - where we farmed that old
asparagus
We had the KY community - down on the kataleptic farm,
and baby

GROUP GROPE BABY, GROUP GROPE BABY
Hey! Hey!
It's alright, come on up
It's alright, come on up
We got baskets - baskets of love v
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HALLUCINATION GENERATON
(Protrudi/Czekaj) Black Nest Music, BMI

Hallucination Generation
We'll turn you on and make you crawl
Here's an open invitation
To touch the scream that climbs the walls

Surrender to your fascination
Feel the rising tension mount
Forget about your destination
It's the trip we're on right now that counts

Their rules, their reality
Made us what we are today
we offer no apologies
We see colors, they see only grey

Hallucination Generation
The night is ours while parents sleep
What led our initiation
Is the promise they forgot to keep

Their rules, their reality
Made us what we are today
We offer no apologies
We see colors, they see only grey

Hallucination Generation
Hallucination Generation
Hallucination Generation
Hallucination Generation
Hallucination Generation
Hallucination Generation

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HEATHEN SET
(Chandler/Protrudi) Black Nest Music, BMI

In all the joints across the land
It's just a cryin' shame
It used to be a swingin' scene
Now everything is tame
If you're lookin' for action, baby
Well that's my middle name
I'll show you things you've never seen
Beyond your wildest dreams
Well if fun is what you're after
Scream for all that you can get
You won't find it anywhere 'cept in the Heathen Set

If you need excitement, baby
Just get ready to storm
we've been raisin' all kindsa hell, long before you were ever born
If fun is what you're after
Scream for all that you can get
You won't find it anywhere 'cept in the Heathen Set

You're in a big hurry now
To become an adult
You could be livin' fast and free
In the Craven Cult

If fun is what you're after
Scream for all that you can get
You won't find it anywhere 'cept in the Heathen Set

You better look out now
'Cause we're the Heathen Set
Well we're already tired of what you ain't tried yet
Yeah we're the Heathen Set
Woah we're the Heathen Set
We're the Heathen Set
We're the Heathen Set
Yeah we're the Heathen Set

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HELP MURDER POLICE
(originally recorded by Thursdays Children - new lyrics by R. Protrudi)

Screamin' sirens and flashin' lights
Screechin' tires in the nights
No escape from the black & white
May be a hooker, jaywalker, street belt offender
HELP, MURDER, POLICE
Help, somebody please
It's a crime wave - what has life come to be?

Up an alley, and down the street
Better strap yourself in your seat
Or the next officer you meet
Will bash your head until your red and leave you dead
now

HELP, MURDER, POLICE
Help, somebody please
It's a crime wave - what has life come to be?

SOLO

If you want to avoid the cops
Keep on goin' and never stop
Whenever you see a donut shop
Better still, let's have a ball and kill 'em all now

HELP, MURDER, POLICE
Help, somebody please
It's a crime wave - what has life come to be?
HELP, ME MURDER, POLICE
Help, somebody please
Yeah!
Kill the pigs!

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HIGHWAY 69
(Lyrics and Music by Protrudi/ Lyrics by Chandler) Black Nest Music, BMI

Come on along, we'll take you down
The road that leads the wrong way
Leave your little world behind
No one can stand in our way
The night is young and the road is long
And the feeling's way too strong
So don't get left behind
Just let your mind unwind
Take a trip down Highway 69

Little girl, your time has come
the time to spread your wings
I'llshow you things you've never seen
Beyond your wildest dreams
Climb aboard this swingin' ride
I'll fill the emptiness inside
So don't get left behind
Just let me blow your mind
Take a trip down Highway 69

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HURT ON HOLD
Lyrics By R. Protrudi, music by E. Portnoy

You said you loved me but you lied
That's alright 'cause so did I
Now you say you want me back
Your love is true and that's a fact
Well ever since you left me I've been meaning to cry
baby I just don't seem to ever find the time
You sit home and read your book
My phone is ringing off the hook
I've got to put my hurt on hold

Now you want another chance
To resurrect our romance
Honey that can never be
'Cause you said you were through with me
Well I've got girls to the left and I've got girls to the right
Hope you don't think I'm being impolite
But I've got better things to do
Than spend my time getting over you
I've got to put my hurt on hold

Well now you're coming back again
You say you wanna be my friend
Well honey that can never be
'Cause you said you were through with me. yeah
I've got girls to the left and I've got girls to the right
Hope you don't think I'm being impolite
But I've got better things to do
Than spend my time getting over you
I've got to put my hurt on hold

Talk Talk

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I NEVER KNEW
(R. Protrudi)

There's been rumors goin' 'round
about the girl I thought I knew
Never in my wildest dreams could I ever believe they're true
'Cause everybody's talkin', babe
About the places you have been
And if I catch up to ya, child
You won't go back again
I Never Knew, yeah, I Never Knew

Now you know you're gonna pay for the wrong that you have done
Every man that you have had, you can't remember one single one
'Cause every man looks the same when the lights are way down low
And now you know you're gonna burn in the place you're gonna go
I Never Knew, yeah, I Never Knew

I never knew you had it in ya
I guess I gotta lot to learn
You had it in you every time
My goddamn back was turned
I never knew you had it in you, babe
I never had a clue
I Never Knew

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IN HEAT
(R. Protrudi)

Well I'm a big bad wolf, can't you hear me howl
I'm a teenage canine on the prowl
Yeah I've been up all night howlin' at the moon
C'mon baby, I need room

Well I ain't nothin' but a humpin' hound
I've been up all night, down at the pound
Yeah I've been looking for a bitch that can bark and bite
I need a pedigree with an appetite

I'm In Heat
I'm In Heat
Aw baby, fetch my bone

(solo)

Well I'm a bloodhound, baby, on your trail
When I get your scent, honey, I can't fail
When I smell meat, baby, I can't retreat
C'mon babe, I'm in heat

I'm In Heat
I'm In Heat

I aint nothin but a humpin' hound
I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your little house down
Yeah take me to the vet I need a rabies shotI'm foamin' at the mouth over what you got

I'm In Heat
I'm In Heat
I'm In Heat

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IDOL CHATTER
(A. Kusten) Heavy Orange Music, BMI

You will never be my lover
You're just talking in my ear
And when you focus on me
It's because of what you hear
Idol chatter - it don't matter

Yes you know my reputation
You drink in my claim to fame
Fifteen minutes later, baby
Will you still feel the same
Idol chatter - it don't matter

There have been so many times the shoe was on the other foot
Just one word that they had spoken
Just one glance and I was hooked
Idol chatter - it don't matter
Idol chatter - it don't matter
Idol chatter - no grey matter

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JACK THE RIPPER
Originally recorded by Screamin' Lord Sutch

[Spoken] ...and now some tragic local news. We have a report of another murder tonight. A young girl has been found dead in Hyde Park. The body was badly mutilated. Because of these murders, police request that all women stay inside their homes after dark this evening. If you must go out, please have someone accompany you. Keep your doors locked. We'll repeat that. Police request that all women stay inside their homes.
{wicked laugh}
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)

Well, there's a man walks the streets of London late at night
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
He's got-a long black hair and his pants are tight
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
Well, he really cuts it up when lights go down
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
'Cause that the time he like to shop around
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
Well, he walks down the street
Every girl he meets
"Is your name Mary Kelly?"

(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)

Well, there's a man walks the streets of London late at night
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
He's got-a long black cloak and a one-track mind
(Ripper, Jack the Rippper)
Well, now, you pretty little chicks take my advice
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
Don't walk the streets of Hollywood tonight
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
Because he walks down the street
Every girl he meets
"Is your name Mary Kelly?"
{scream}
v (Jack the Ripper)
And if they do
They'll catch
The Ripper
{scream}

Guitar solo

When Jack the Ripper shows his face.
Yeah, you pretty little chicks take my advice
And don't walk the streets of Hollywood tonight.
Well, he walks down the street
Every girl he meets
"Is your name Mary Kelly?"

(Ripper, Jack the Ripper) Repeat 8x in back ground
Mary, Mary, where ya going to?
And then along comes Mary
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow?

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JOHNSON IN A HEADLOCK
(Lyrics by Protrudi, Music by Arriagada, O'Nair)Black Nest Music/BMI

Well I was lookin' for trouble
When I found you
Now you got me seein' double, babe
That ain't nothin' new
I like my lovin' on the dark side
And now we're in the same boat
I dipped my pen in the inkwell, child, and baby, that was all she wrote

That old black magic has me under it's spell
That old black magic that you weave so well

She put my johnson in a headlock
And now you know that ain't right
She's got me goin' off half-cocked, in the middle of the night

Behind the eyelids of a blind man
Now that's a view that's out of sight
She's got me deaf, dumb and blind
Just like a deer in her headlights
She's got me standin' at the crossroads
She's got me waitin' for the man
She's got me sellin' my soul on the time installment plan

That old black magic has me under it's spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
v She put my johnson in a headlock
And now you know that ain't right
She's got me goin' off half-cocked, in the middle of the night
Do you feel it? Do you feel it baby?

Do you feel it? Do you feel it now?

Do you feel it? Do you feel it, feel it, feel it?

She put my johnson in a headlock, I cant take it lyin' down
I feel like I've been cold-cocked, and now I'm down for the count

She put my johnson in a headlock
She put my johnson in a headlock
She put my johnson in a headlock, yeah
And now I'm down for the count

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LOOK FOR THE QUESTION MARK
(Czekaj/Tarlow) Psychedelic Siren Music/ASCAP

So you say that you wanna leave the world behind
You're lookin' for a launching pad, it ain't easy to find
You wanna leave the ground, kick the gong around
Miss Green, she is divine

(How do you know?)
I been there a couple times or so
(Do you know the way?)
I'll take you there if you dare to stray
(And if you're still in the dark)
Look For The Question Mark

The air is heavy, but the atmosphere is light
It doesn't matter the time, 'cause in there it's always light
Crazy number 13, is gonna color your scene
And dreams emerge from the pipe

(How do you know?)
I been there a couple times or so
(Do you know the way?)
I'll take you there if you dare to stray
(And if you're still in the dark)
Look For The Question Mark

solo

Well the sign says "coffee" but that's not where it's at
You can go somewhere else if you're looking for that
Smoke is the key, and a taste of mystery
Miss M wears many different hats

(How do you know?)
I been there a couple times or so
(Do you know the way?)
I'll take you there if you dare to stray
(And if you're still in the dark)
Look For The Question Mark

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LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
(Originally recorded by Black Oak Arkansas,
Music arranged by Rudi Protrudi)


I walked through the halls of karma
I shook hands with both the Devil and God
They turned my eyes to look inside to see where my
energies have gone
I ran with both all through my life
I respected and reflected them both
The sympathy of God as he looked at my life
And the excitement of the Devil as we talked
So Lord have Mercy
Lord have mercy on my soul, on my soul

The Devil said scratch my back and I'll scratch your
back for sure
But having done these sins for him, I could not keep
pure
I found out what means more to me than anything on
this earth
To be ready for my judgement day
Ready to face the truth
So Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy on my soul
Yeah, on my soul, on my soul so low
LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL on my soul so low

I hope I've done the rights thing
For both your sake and mine
I returned for the revel
My only fear is fear of time
I wanted to look logical to both my maker and his host
This trip of life must be complete or my course will
be lost
So Lord have Mercy
Lord have mercy on my soul, on my soul, on my sould so
low

LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL BELOW
SOLO

Well I walked through the halls of karma
I shook hands with both the Devil and God
They turned my eyes to look inside to see where my
energies have gone
I ran with both all through my life
I respected and reflected them both
Yes, the sympathy of God as he looked at my life
And the excitement of the Devil as we talked
So Lord have Mercy
Lord have mercy on my soul, yeah, on my soul
On my soul below

LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL


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MY BROTHER THE MAN
(Proctor/Talton) BMI Originally recorded by We The People

Yeah, I'm your brother, yes I am
Yeah, tell your mother what I am
Yeah, I'm your brother, yes I am
Yeah, tell your brother what I am

My brother the man, knows what I am
Woah yeah!

My brother the man, that's what I am

Woah yeah, I'm your brother, yes I am
Yeah yeah, tell your mother what I am
Yeah, I'm your brother yes I am

Yeah, I'm your brother, yes I am
Oh yeah, I'm a lover, yes I am

My brother, the man
That's what I am

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MY NOTHING
(Czekaj/Tarlow) Psychedelic Siren, ASCAP

I had a job, I couldn't keep it
Well they pointed at the floor and said "Sweep it"
So long, I can't take it, the boss is on my back, he's gonna break it
It's true that they say I've got nothin', here goes nothin'

I got home after midnight
Man I was lit up like a floodlight
Aw, Sloopy, she's my girlfriend
She was cryin' and a moanin' at her wit's end
It's true that they say I've got nothin', here goes nothin'

Nothin' is the way that I live my life
There ain't nothin' that I want to do
Nothin' is all I think about
Baby that means you

SOLO

I had a job, I couldn't hack it
Well I threw it in their face and said "Pack it"
Aw, Sloopy, she's my girlfriend
her bitchin' and a moanin' never will end
It's true that they say I've got nothin', here goes nothin'

Here goes nothin'
Here goes nothin'
Here goes nothin'
Here goes nothin'

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ONE GIRL MAN
Unknown

Out with another girl last night and now you're MAD AT ME
Tears in those big brown eyes 'cause you're SAD AT ME
Get it thru you're thick head, child, can't you UNDERSTAND
That when you look up at me you're not lookin' at a ONE GIRL MAN

So c'mon, dry your tears, tomorrow is another day
I might pick you up a little past eight
Or I MIGHT GO THE OTHER WAY

I'm not a ONE GIRL MAN, oh no
A ONE GIRL MAN, oh no
A ONE GIRL MAN is somethin' I'll never be

So if youre lookin' for a man to cling to, THE MAN'S NOT ME
For me to be happy, child, I GOTTA BE FREE
So tonight when we're together, girl, try to UNDERSTAND
That tomorrow when I'm gone, it's 'cause I'm not a ONE GIRL MAN

So please try to see my side
It's not that you're not good enough for me
But now that I've got the wind on my side
There's somethin' that I'll never be

And that's a ONE GIRL MAN, oh no
A ONE GIRL MAN, oh no
A ONE GIRL MAN is somethin' I'll never be

SOLO

Can't you see when you've been hurt like me
You start to hate the whole world
If you've been hurt as bad as I have
You WOULDN'T BE A ONE MAN GIRL

I'm not a ONE GIRL MAN, oh no
A ONE GIRL MAN, oh no
A ONE GIRL MAN is someth

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RISE
(M. Czekaj, J. Tarlow)

War zone, surrounds me
tried to hide, they found me
Lost in the DMZ
Another trapped soul in eternity
Eyes wide open, adrift on an endless sea
I'll search for light between the seams
I won't accept another's dreams

I'll rise
Rise over all my failings
Climb aboard, smooth sailing
These waters have been known, to take a man's heart, turn it into stone
It's easy to get lost when you're on your own
I'll search for light between the seams
I won't accept another's dreams

I'll rise
I'll rise, rise over all my failings
To heed my calling
I've seen so many try, to break the chains and pierce the eye
The war is on, to lay down is to die

I'll rise, rise over all

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SHAME ON YOU
(Fuzztones)

Once upon a midnight
I made love to you
But you know (but you know/ but you know) you've found another, babe
And you know (and you know/ and you know) that we're all through
SHAME! Shame on you baby / SHAME! That you told me lies
SHAME! Well, you cheated me baby / SHAME! Out with other guys
Lyin' little bitch - you oughta be ashamed of yourself!

Now - It's hard to turn down, the magic that you do
You know (you know / you know) you want it babe
And you know (and you know / and you know) I want it to
SHAME! Shame on you baby / SHAME! That your so distraught
SHAME! Well, you cheat on me baby / SHAME! You better never get caught
Lyin' little bitch - you oughta be ashamed of yourself!

- SOLO -

Now - When it turns midnight
Well I'll still make love to you
But you know (but you know/ but you know) you've found another, babe
And you know (and you know/ and you know) that I will too
SHAME! Shame on you baby / SHAME! That you told me lies
SHAME! Well, you cheated me baby / SHAME! With other guys
SHAME! That your so distraught
SHAME! Well, you cheat on me baby / SHAME! You better never get caught
Lyin' little bitch - you oughta be ashamed of yourself!

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SHE'S WICKED
(Lyrics and Music by Protrudi/ Lyrics by Chandler) Black Nest Music/BMI

Said my baby's evil, said my baby's bad
Gypsys stole my baby from her mom and dad
Raised up in the hills, on the wrong side of the tracks
Tangle with my baby, you ain't never comin' back

She's a voodoo child
I hear the call of the wild
She's Wicked

She's got a mouth full of razor teeth
And claws so needle sharp
She'll set you off like fireworks
Tear your flesh apart
I know you won't take my advice
When it comes your turn
First she'll set your soul on ice
Make your body burn

She's a voodoo child
I hear the call of the wild
She's Wicked

Said my baby's evil, said my baby's mean
I asked her for some water and she brought me gasoline
Raised up in the hills
Where the werewolves prowl
Everytime the moon comes up you can hear my baby howl

She's a voodoo child
I hear the call of the wild
She's Wicked

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SKELETON FARM
(Czekaj/Protrudi/Savall)Black Nest Music, BMI

She tried but could not find a way
It wasn't hard to turn away
Better not to see her fall from grace
Life is never sweet as your first taste

I saw her just the other day
Sapphire eyes had turned to gray
The message tattooed on her arm
Return to Skeleton Farm
Skeleton Farm

Next time is the last time, she would say
She's graveyard bound, she's lost her way
Cemetary eyes can never see
What never was will always be

I saw her just the other day
Sapphire eyes had turned to gray
The message tattooed on her arm
Return to Skeleton Farm
Skeleton Farm

I saw her just the other day
Sapphire eyes had turned to gray
The message tattooed on her arm
Return to Skeleton Farm
Skeleton Farm

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STRYCHNINE
(Gerry Roslie) originally recorded by The Sonics

B flat F# G# F B flat F# G# F Some folks like water, some folks like wine woah-oh

B flat F# G# F B flat F# G# F I like the taste ... of straight strychnine

B flat F# G# F B flat F# G# F Well you may think it's funny, that I like this stuff

B flat F# G# F B flat F# G# F Once you tried it ....you can't get enough

E flat B flat Wine is red, poison is blue

E flat F Strychnine is good...for what's ailin' you!

-guitar solo-

E flat B flat Wine is red, poison is blue

E flat F Strychnine is good...for what's ailin' you!

B flat F# G# F If you listen to what I say

B flat F# G# F You're gonna try strychnine someday

B flat F# G# F make you holler, gonna make you shout

B flat F# G# F It'll even knock you out

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THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
(Czekaj/Tarlow/Carlucci/Protrudi)

OVER IN THE CORNER WITH YOUR FACE OF ALABASTER
YOUR MOUTH WAS SAYIN NO, YOUR EYES WERE SAYIN FASTER
CROCODILE TEARS DON'T HOLD UP TO INSPECTION
I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT I THRIVE UPON REJECTION

SOMEONE DOWN BELOW MUSTVE SENT YOU HERE TO TEASE ME
WHAT THEY DIDNT KNOW IS IN THE END YOU WOULD APPEASE ME
LOOKIN FOR A THRILL I'LL GIVE YOU ALL YOU EVER WANTED
TRY TO RUN AWAY, LITTLE GIRL YOU'RE BEING HAUNTED

OVER IN THE CORNER LOOKIN FOR DISASTER
YOU DONT FEEL THE CHAINS BUT YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR CAPTOR
CROCODILE TEARS DONT HOLD UP TO INSPECTION
BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT I THRIVE UPON REJECTION

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WARD 81
(Protrudi-Living Eye Music)

Gonna tell ya 'bout Ward 81
Admitted to observation
180 days
180 days
180 days
180 days, yeah

Administer the medicine - to my heart
Yeah, Administer the medicine - to my heart

behind barred windows
The walls are whisperin'

Gotta flip a switch, pull out the stitches
Gotta flip a switch, pull out the stitches

I'm ugly and nervous
Until I get my fix
Don't like it - through the eyelids
Rubber walls and lunatics said yeah


Administer the medicine - to my heart
Yeah, Administer the medicine - to my heart

Behind barred windows
The walls are whisperin'

Gotta flip a switch, pull out the stitches
Gotta flip a switch, pull out the stitches

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WE'RE PRETTY QUICK
(Originally recorded by The Chob)

Are you sure, don't tell lies
You got love, the affectionate lie
Run away tomorrow, I don't think she'll know
I mean to tell you that you'll never come back, no
That leads us to derive

We're pretty quick as a matter of fact
We're pretty quick as a matter of fact
We're pretty quick as a matter of fact

Give it to me, your love
You're the one I know that can't get off, you will
Put your love in a bag and swing it 'round your head
Wrap your legs around my head, baby, we're all set

We're pretty quick as a matter of fact
We're pretty quick as a matter of fact
We're pretty quick as a matter of fact

SOLO

I see by the clock that it's time on the wall
You know I'm laying here baby and I'm ready to you!
Oh, how do you know what it is or isn't my tale?
if you're pretty good, baby, do the trick
get on your knees, baby, that's my pick

We're pretty quick as a matter of fact
We're pretty quick as a matter of fact
We're pretty quick as a matter of fact

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WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JESUS?
(Lincoln Street Exit) Copyright Control
Originally recorded by Lincoln Street Exit


In the house of Lexington
On the outskirts of the town
Lies an asylum built for people
Whose heads have all been blown
And a sinner named Baby Jesus
Who betrayed like Judas did
Turned on all his friends
To the local narco feds

Whatever happened to Baby Jesus? v He's gone away
Whatever happened to Baby Jesus?
He's far away

Came a boy they called him Shoeshine
And he carried a marvelous kit
All kinds of things of beauty
And all that fancy shit
Baby Jesus, he got jealous
His motives delved in greed
He needed things from Shoeshine
For his soul to feed
Feed!

Whatever happened to Baby Jesus?
He's gone away
Whatever happened to Baby Jesus?
He's far away

Life goes on, as the story goes
Baby Jesus finally got caught
As a fellow inmate turned him in
An inmate known as Mary
Who he trusted to the end
But when that end came
Baby Jesus was nowhere to be found
So take heed, and listen to what I say

Beware
Beware
Baby Jesus is coming your way

Whatever happened to Baby Jesus?

He's gone away

Whatever happened to Baby Jesus?
He's far away

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YEAH BABE
(Protrudi - Black Nest Music)

Well she's got a big room and it's outtasite
When you walk in she says have a bite, now
Lay your money on the dresser top
And when she begins you know she just can't stop
Now that schoolgirl's turned 18 S
he knows how to please the boys down the street

Yeah Babe Yeah Babe

Well she dropped her wine bottle on the floor
Broke all apart, she couldn't use it no more, now
Off she went to the closet room
Got herself a long six foot broom, now
Now that schoolgirl's turned 18
She knows how to please the boys down the street

Yeah Babe
Yeah Babe

Now that schoolgirl's turned 18
She knows how to please the boys down the street

Yeah Babe
Yeah Babe

Well she's got a nightgown gonna split your eyes
Somethin' that you'll never even visualize, now
On any other baby 'cept a chick like her
When she takes it off ya start to stutter and stir
Well, schoolgirl ain't gonna see 19
With that funky lovin' cha cha with the boys down the street

Yeah Babe
Yeah Babe

Now that schoolgirl ain't gonna see 19
With that funky lovin' cha cha with the boys down the street

Yeah Babe
Yeah Babe
Yeah Babe
Yeah Babe
Yeah Babe

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BEDSPRINGS AND WEDDING RINGS
(Protrudi/Neal Mooney - Black Nest Music/BMI)

Back when we were courting
we spent our nights at home
We kept those bedsprings bouncing, nearly all night long
The echos of our sounds of love could surely wake the dead
But since there was no graveyard, (we) woke the neighbors up instead

One fine day you took my name, in your white wedding gown
Bought a little love nest on the outskirts of the town
No neighbors there, for miles around
No one to complain
Once we took those wedding vows
Our love went down the drain

Now the bedsprings never ring in our house in the sticks
Seems like bedsprings and wedding rings don't mix

Something tragic happened when you took that band of gold
Now our pleasure palace is a castle dark and cold
I bought the finest satin sheets, champagne and escargot
Nothing I can buy can make you want me anymore

Now the bedsprings never ring in our house in the sticks
Seems like bedsprings and wedding rings don't mix

Today I started thinking back to when our love was new
I realized I've got a lot of catching up to do
Tonight I'll make those bedsprings shake
Like we used to do
The only difference is they won't be shaking under you

Now the bedsprings never ring in our house in the sticks
Seems like bedsprings and wedding rings don't mix

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BEERSIGHTED
(Protrudi/Neal Mooney - Black Nest Music/BMI)

This vision that I'm seein' through these bloodshot, blurry eyes
Can't be the gal I saw when I came in
She must've been a 4 or 5, you're closin' in on 10
You seem to gain a point with every beer that I take in

Well I could've sworn your hair was bleached, but it sure looks natural now
Those crow's feet must've walked away with those extra pounds
The light here must be playin' tricks, or maybe it's just too dim
Or is it just the state of mind I'm in?

Well I guess that I can't hide it, and there ain't no use to fight it
I need your love tonight 'cause I'm - Beersighted

The perfume that you're wearin' nearly makes me lose my mind
I can't believe it only costs a dollar sixty-nine
This bar is gettin' crowded now, and I'm feelin' kinda stoned
How would you like to go someplace where we can be alone?

Well I guess that I can't hide it, and there ain't no use to fight it
I need your love tonight 'cause I'm - Beersighted

This vision that I'm seein' in the cold, hard light of day
Can't be the gal that I brought home last night
Just which head was I thinkin' with? My mind is in a whirl
I fell asleep with Dolly and woke up with Minnie Pearl

Well I guess that I can't hide it, and there ain't no use to fight it
So meet me at the bar tonight, we'll get - Beersighted

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(IT'S A) WHITE TRASH THING
(Rudi Protrudi - Black Nest Music/BMI)

LUCKY STRIKES, CASSEROLES, SNAKE FARMS, BARBER POLES
TAMMY FAYE, LORETTA LYNN, VELVET ELVIS, MINI - THINS
TWIN KISS, TRAILER PARKS, CHICKIE RUNS AFTER DARK
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
'CAUSE IT'S A WHITE TRASH THING
SON, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

BINGO PARLORS, TURTLE PONDS, PINK FLAMINGOS ON THE LAWN
PORTER WAGONER, MINNIE PEARL, FARON, ERNEST, WEBB AND MERLE
STOCK CARS, FAST FOOD, SHOTGUN WEDDINGS, FAMILY FUEDS
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, YOU WOULDN'T UNDER-STA-A-ND
'CAUSE IT'S A WHITE TRASH THING
BOY, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

HAMBURGER HELPER, CHICKEN ALA KING
JUST TO NAME A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
MOONSHINE, INCEST, NRA
I'M PROUD TO SAY I'M FROM THE U.S.A.

LAWN JOCKEYS, COWBOY HATS, EARL SCRUGGS & LESTER FLATT
PORK RINDS, BRYLCREEM, JACKALOPES AND FIELD & STREAM
PICK-UP TRUCKS, GIRLIE SHOWS, DOLLYWOOD AND DO-SI-DO
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
UH UH HUH
CAUSE IT'S A WHITE TRASH THING
HOSS, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, YOU WOULDN'T UNDER - STA-A-ND
IT'S A WHITE TRASH THING
BOY, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
YEAH, WELL IT'S A WHITE TRASH THING
SPIKE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

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EIGHT DAYS CLEAN
(Rudi Protrudi/Johnny Boy Walker - Publisher Unknown)

Tried to kill the pain with whiskey
I couldn't drown that ragin' fire
Just a country boy, with strange desires
I loved to speed but I didn't need a car
And I'm Eight Days Clean - that's the story that I can tell
Eight Days Clean - in my dirty prison cell
Eight Days Clean - I'll never know that woman's love again

That gal of mine, she tried to tame
The drugstore cowboy she loved in vain
She left me when she couldn't stand the pain
I left her with a bullet in the brain
And I'm Eight Days Clean - that's the story that I can tell
Eight Days Clean - in my lonely prison cell
Eight Days Clean - I'll never know that woman's sweet love again

The broken glass that flowed through my veins
The thunderstorm that racked my achin' brain
It's all over now, I'm livin' without fear
She'd be so proud, if only she were here
And I'm Eight Days Clean - that's the story that I can tell
Eight Days Clean - in my dirty prison cell
Eight Days Clean - I'll never know that woman's love again

Eight Days Clean
Eight Days Clean
Eight Days Clean
I'll never know a woman's love again

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DON'T SHAKE HANDS WITH THE DEVIL
(Dot Swan/Cowboy Copas - Publisher Unknown)

Don't shake hands with the Devil (2X)
Don't shake hands with that evil one below
Well if he gets you in his grip
Then you're bound to take a trip
To that place where nobody wants to go

Well, just put your trust in Jesus
He'll surely make you whole
If you trust the Devil, you're bound to lose your soul
Don't shake hands with the Devil (2X)
Don't shake hands with that evil one below

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UNCLE EEF
(Johnny Macrae - Mimosa Publishing Company)

By the banks of the Cumberland River
The hangin' tree stood high
And there, in grief, was Uncle Eef
He was soon to die
The crowd had coume from miles around
Their last respects to show
And everyone from the hangmen down
Hated to see him go
Fear and panic filled his eyes
As the final time drew near
then he chanted this pleadin' chant
That everyone could hear
Eef love beef, Eef love liver
Eef don't wanna die on the Cumberland River
EEf loved man, Eef loved chitlen
Eef loved beef, and watermelon
Eef loved rice cooked with liver
Eef don't wanna die on the Cumberland River

As the crowd all heard him chanting
They started joining in
To give him strength and courage
To face the final end
Eef love beef, Eef love liver
Eef don't wanna die on the Cumberland River
EEf loved man, Eef loved chitlen
Eef loved beef, and watermelon
Eef loved rice cooked with liver
Eef don't wanna die on the Cumberland River

On the banks of the Cumberland River
The hangin' tree stood high
And there, in grief, was Uncle Eef
He was soon to die
EEf loved man, Eef loved chitlen
Eef loved beef, and watermelon
Eef loved rice cooked with liver
Eef don't wanna die on the Cumberland River

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LSD MADE A WRECK OF ME
(Unknown - Publisher Unknown)

I was married once to Betty Lou
And twice to Carol Sue
Those doggone women nearly drove me mad
I got hallucination blues
I started using LSD, it gave me quite a kick
Better than booze and easy to use
But it made me mentally sick

Well I'm on my way to life in prison
Got a monkey off my back
Well I'm on my way to life in prison
And I won't be comin' back

I took some knives and I killed my wives
Ran off in the night
LSD wore offa me, I didn't know what I'd done
Until in court my case was heard
And the sentence I got was life

Well I'm on my way to life in prison
Got a monkey off my back
Well I'm on my way to life in prison
And I won't be comin' back

If you ever attempt to use LSD
Think about this story I've told
Women and wine will ruin your mind
And use up all your gold

Well I'm on my way to life in prison
Got a monkey off my back
Well I'm on my way to life in prison
And I won't be comin' back

LSD made a wreck of me
LSD made a wreck of me
LSD made a wreck of me
And I won't be comin' back

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HOTTER THAN SHE'S EVER BEEN
(Rudi Protrudi/Neal Mooney - Black Nest Music/BMI)

I was workin' graveyard at the auto parts store
Bringin' all my money home to her
Punched out early one night thinkin' somethin' ain't right
And I'm gonna find out now for sure
Parked a block away from home and
Walkin' there I saw my best friend's car in our driveway
To the bedroom window I crept
Lookin' in, well I wept
'Cause she was makin' love to him

Woah, oh, oh, I'm so hot, she said
Tangled in the arms of my best friend
No, no, no, then I lost my head
Well I'll make her hotter than she's ever been

Went back to the car to get a can of gasoline and
Poured it around the trailer then
Lit a match in anger
never mind the danger
Stood and watched as she melted into him

Woah, oh, oh, I'm so hot, she said
Burnin' up the sheets with my best man
No, no, no, then I lost my head
Well I made her hotter than she's ever been

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